Twas the day before Thanksgiving...

Twas the day before Thanksgiving
And all around the house
Mom was scurrying here and about;
Resisting temptation to move her mouse
She had to cook the stuffing, the pies and rolls,
The dishes sat languishing in the sink so high,
As Mom was busy racing to the top of the family polls.
She didn't burn the cornbread or chop her finger in the onions,
She mixed up the filling and whipped all the cream,
All in high heels sure to give her some bunions
The table was bare, ready for all the plates
Knives, forks and spoons
Then Mom remembered, as she gave a scream
That she forgot to pick up the centerpiece of flowers.
She looked at her husband, with hard black eyes,
And said "GO OUT TO THE NEIGHBORS,
They have mums over there!  Steal all the mums,
Anything with flowers will do!"
As her husband scurried out the door,
Fast as a light,
Mom sighed as she sat down and
"Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all....DON"T FIGHT!"


Yeah I got a little bored waiting on MLP to call me back to give me the details for a bid I was sending out for him today.  Hope it gives you a chuckle as you prepare for your feast tomorrow.  Happy Thanksgiving, count your blessings!

LGFN...Later Gator for Now =)